Как понять каким языком пользуется программист?

24 Май 2008, Голос народа

Все просто. Достаточно посмотреть какие клавиши стерты (worn) у него на клавиатуре :

C Programmer: Their ‘*’ and ‘;’ keys are worn out.
C++ Programmer: Their ‘>’ and ‘<’ keys are worn out.
Lisp Programmer: Their ‘(’ and ‘)’ keys are worn out.
OCaml Programmer: Their ‘;’ key is worn out.
ALGOL Programmer: Their ‘:’ and ‘=’ keys are worn out.
Forth Programmer: Their ‘:’ and ‘;’ keys are worn out.
x86 ASM Programmer: Their ‘%’ key is worn out.
Haskell Programmer: Their ‘-’ and ‘>’ keys are worn out.
Ruby Programmer: Their ‘e’, ‘n’ and ‘d’ keys are worn out.
Python Programmer: Their tab key is worn out.
Smalltalk Programmer: Their ’s’, ‘e’, ‘l’, ‘f’, ‘[', ']‘, ‘:’ and ‘.’, keys are worn out.
Objective-C Programmer: Their ’s’, ‘e’, ‘l’, ‘f’, ‘[', ']‘, :’ and ‘;’ keys are worn out.
SQL Programmer: Their ’s’, ‘e’, ‘l’, ‘c’, and ‘t’ keys are worn out. (Actually, ‘a’,’n’,’d’)

Ada Programmer: Their ‘i’ and ’s’ keys are worn out.
Java Programmer: Their ‘p’, ‘u’, ‘b’, ‘l’, ‘i’, and ‘c’ keys are worn out.
Brainfuck Programmer: Their ‘>’, ‘<’ and ‘+’, keys are worn out. The letter keys are untouched.
Perl Programmer: Their punctuation keys (all of them) are worn out. And the letter keys are crisp and clean.
COBOL Programmer: Their caps-lock key is worn out.
VHDL Programmer: Their ‘<’ and ‘=’ keys are worn out.
Fortran Programmer: Their shift keys and ‘c’ keys are worn out.
Fortran 95 Programmer: Their shift keys and ‘1′ keys are worn out.
Erlang Programmer: Their ‘.’, ‘-’ and ‘>’ keys are worn out.
G-code Programmer: No keys are worn, because there’s a rubber keyboard protector (with metal shavings embedded in it).
There must be examples that cite the space, tab or enter keys, or? http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/?
XML Programmer: Their ‘>’, ‘<’, and ‘/’ keys are worn out.
sh Programmer: The “Ctrl” key is next to the ‘a’ key.
Newbie Programmer: Their F1 key is worn out.
APL Programmer: They have an APL keyboard, and their APL SelectricTypewriter ball is worn out.
PHP Programmer: The key mapped to ‘$’ is worn out.
Documentation Editor (using Word): The ‘e’, ‘Ctrl’, and ‘Alt’ keys are worn out.
Experienced Documentation Editor (using Word): The ‘Ctrl’ and ’s’ keys are worn out.
Documentation Editor (using LaTeX): The ‘\’ key is completely worn out.
Data-Entry Clerk: The entire numeric keypad is worn out.
Unlucky Programmer: The ‘m’, ‘o’, ‘n’, ’s’, ‘t’, ‘e’, ‘r’, ‘.’, and ‘c’ keys are worn out.
Slacking Programmer: The ‘n’ key is worn out.
Slacking, Opinionated Programmer: The ‘n’ key and the ‘!’ key are worn out.
Slacking, Opinionated, Obnoxious Programmer: The ‘n’ key, the ‘!’ key, and the caps-lock key are worn out.
GWBASIC programmer: The ? key and all the number keys are worn out.
Windows(tm) programmer: The Ctrl, Alt and Delete keys are worn out.
Unsure programmer: The Ctrl + ‘z’ keys are worn out.
Binary Programer: The ‘0′ and ‘1′ keys are worn out.